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Hello there :3 Clare. NYC. 17. Musician. Feel free to message me :)
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mrspeterdennisblandfordtownshend:
Happy 68th Birthday Peter Dennis Blandford Townshend! <3
May 19th 1945
67/150
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
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i find it hilarious that stefon would get married in a church of all places
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can i weep for them?
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assistantt0theregionalmanager:
I’ve never met a smart person named Ashley
I have a friend named Ashley and one time she took the fish eggs from the top of her sushi and put them in a glass of water because she thought they would hatch
my names ashley…. lol
my apologies, babyb0nez666
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A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.
Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.
Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.
Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.
Finally a post about dress-codes on this site that I can agree is bullshit.
How the guy can get away with wearing that shirt, but the girl gets in trouble for wearing what she’s wearing - which isn’t even the least bit revealing aside from, maybe, her legs - is awful.
I can vouch that this is 100% true. I remember in high school I guy had a “Girls Gone Wild” tshirt on and never had a single word said to him but a girl in my class had a hole in her jeans (jeans) about where the girl in the photo’s shorts end and she was suspended.
Awe man, a few years ago a girl got in shit from the principal because she was wearing a French Connections shirt that obviously said FCUK and he was like “obviously that’s inappropriate” and we had a whole bunch of us stepping in and being all like “BUT THAT’S THE COMPANY”. But in grade 12 this kid fucking masturbated in class while wearing a shirt with a completely naked woman on it. And she was the most sexist looking lady I have ever seen and he NEVER got in trouble for any of it! That bugger should have been expelled if you ask me! I mean how fair is it that he literally whipped his dick out in the middle of class with no repercussion yet a girl got in shit for wearing a French Connections United Kingdom shirt??!!
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